Avoiding Velociraptors

Replying to @NakedTXAngel Velociraptors, and how you can avoid them

I asked Twitter to give me suggestions on blog topics, and the above was a reply… so, here is my best shot:

There are several ways to avoid Velociraptors, but I only have patience to give two suggestions. No, make that three.

One: Common sense is imperative if you want to avoid Velociraptors and Natural Selection, also known as Darwinism.

Two: When you jump into your time machine, don’t go back in time. You can’t change the past, but you can certainly avoid Velociraptors and their vicious hunting instincts. They will eat you dead. But, if you do not have the ability to fight the urge to go back in time, I suggest you avoid the dinosaur age. That was about 75 million years ago, so just to be safe, keep it in the last 500 years if you do choose to time travel backwards. I mean, what exactly is “about” 75 million years ago? Was it actually 75, or could it have been 50 million? What if million was more likely to be thousands of years ago? So be safe in your dangerous decision. Safety first and stranger danger is key here, people. Yes, Velociraptors definitely fit the “stranger danger” category.

Three: Do not watch Jurassic Park. Danger averted, and avoided!