May the Fourth Be With You

I know, I know. *groan* from all of those that don’t care for Star Wars. I am right there with you! I have never been a fan. If you put a SW film on the TV, I will promptly take a nap and only come out of my dreamland if Jar Jar Binks is on the screen, the Ewoks are running or the dude that talks backwards is talking at me. He makes me laugh, that Yoda. Other than that, I don’t care that what’s his name is Luke’s dad, which we didn’t find out about until recently, and the only reason I know that is because social fucking media tells me whether I want to know or not. That is not a complaint, mind you, that is a fact!

So, my question to you is this: Star Wars, Yes or No? I would like you to respond with reasons why.