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Jokester Corner
Tell me a joke. Here is one from Google Home (or whatever it is called) J: What kind of horses only run after dark? A: Nightmares
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A Messenger For Ladies and Fella’s
I absolutely adore the community that has developed through my site. Each one of you adds to the personality and sense of humor that keeps me amused. I find myself passing notes between you all and yesterday turned out to be one of the best yet. In case you missed it, the messages started out on Twitter. After reading my Twitter TL this morning, I received an email exchange with DW, which is below. I just read your twits from last night. Amber/Mollie is a very perceptive person. It is indeed my doing. It is how I did it that would really impress people. You see, I am not…
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This Week is a No-Go
Well, it seems internet woes have struck my world, once again. Technology is a fantastic invention, but when it is not working it snowballs into a frustrating week. I had hoped to treat you all with a member’s Thursday by running gold shows all evening long, however, the connection today is so sporadic that I cannot even get the software to calibrate. I was on for about 45 minutes this morning and the video feed was spotty, to say the least. I will try for Chaturbate tonight, but we will have to play it by ear as to how long I am online. Once my service has been restored I…
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Member Show
It seems the #smglitch is strong this week and it has made it impossible to predict, or to plan around. So, with that said, let’s meet on Chaturbate tonight for the Tuesday night member show. It will be at 8p EST, and it will be a FREE show, if you are a member of mine. However, there is no banner for you to click through to gain access, so you must join the cam site in order to create a username. Once in my chat room I will give you a pass, which will then grant you access to the show. Please, if you join the chat be patient while…
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Grumpy as Fuck
There is no reason for me to be grumpy today, but I am. And, it seems that I am short on patience, as well.
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World Elephant Day
World Elephant Day has been in operation since 2012 and with each passing year, it becomes more widely known and acknowledged. It is amazing how many sanctuaries and organizations have been working to save the pachyderm species for decades and with the help of social media people are starting to appreciate these gentle beasts. Ele-Facts: If a baby elephant complains, the entire family will rumble and go over and touch and caress it. Elephants express grief and compassion. Elephants play a crucial ecological role in their habitats, such as digging pools of water that other animals depend on. Elephants can live to be over 70 years old. Elephants have a…
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Dick the Size of a Forearm
Because mercury is close to going in reverse, I am fortunate to have this gentleman with a slong so big, I need to remove my organs to enjoy… Chevyboy: Hi gorgeous Have you ever seen a cock as long as your forearm and big around as your wrist Would you like to? If you can get past the incomplete sentences and lack of punctuation, you might be in shock and awe of such a prime specimen. First, let me give you a picture demonstration: Now, this is obviously not to scale, but can you imagine? It is not a pleasant image and it continues to baffle me as to…
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A Cam Conversation
This gave me a chuckle . . . Him: Hi Me: Hi, how are you? Him: Hi Me: Hi Him: Where u from? Me: Central Texas Him: So Dallas? Me: That is north Texas. Him: You must be in Houston then. Me: Where are you? Him: I am in north Houston. Me: What? No you are not. Him: Why don’t u believe me? Me: Because you think Houston is in central Texas and Dallas is further south than it actually is. But hey, that is just me. Him: I am in the Woodlands. Me: Oh, okay. It makes sense then that you failed geography class. Me: And, yes I am…
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Blah Blah
I have been sitting here, staring at the screen, eating starbursts (don’t judge me), playing Toy Blast and surfing the net… I cannot believe I cannot think of anything to blog, but alas, I cannot. There is nothing new to share with you, that you do not already know and I have no rants to speak of, so we are good there . . . Huh! that kind of rhymed. It is still hot and the promise of cooler days is at least another month away, this is August after all. I will be back into a routine of sorts, although, I have been in one for awhile now. There…
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My Tomorrow
For me life has changed and, although, uncertain, it is a beautiful and bright future. It has been a healthy and positive transition for me, and I owe a lot of that to Dawn and Rob, along with my Texas friends (JoAnn and Bo). They have given me a sound foundation when I needed a step back. With that said, my online community has kept me grounded and given me hope. Thank you for all of the support, encouragement and the inspirational words that have crossed my screen in the last several months. Many of you have asked what my plans are, and where I will end up, and to…