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    The Mysterious Case of the Goo Goo Cluster Candy

    Hey there, fellow candy enthusiasts! Today, I want to talk about a sweet treat that has piqued my interest, after Kristine sent me a picture filled with yummy goodness. Because, if we’re being honest, something as simple as a text will get me googling down a rabbit hole. I’m referring to the infamous Goo Goo Cluster Candy. Have you tried it? For those who are unfamiliar, the Goo Goo Cluster is a candy bar that originated in Nashville, Tennessee, back in 1912. It’s a cluster of peanuts, marshmallows, and caramel, all covered in milk chocolate. Sounds like a match made in heaven, right? Wait, 1912? Let’s pause this post to…

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    K E V I N !!!!!!

    Oh, hello! Kevin. KeViN! KEVIN! Kevin, have you watched the minions yet? If not, you need to. You’re a star! Well, kind of. I mean, you get yelled at… a lot. KEVIN!! I hope that you are doing well and that your journey back to good health is going as expected and that you are hanging in there. Please know that you are missed daily! I wish you well and you will forever be one of mine!

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    Airport Apocalypse: A Tale of Woe and Technology

    I was all set for a vacation, ready to trade in my glasses for sunglasses and my keyboard for a bloody mary’s. But, CrowdStrike had other plans. 🤣 I arrived at the airport, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, only to find out that our flight was delayed… indefinitely. 🕰️ I mean, who needs a midwest vacation when you can spend the day at the airport, right? Actually, it was on time, then delayed indefinitely, then cancelled without notice. Just cancelled. While watching the monitors, half the flights went from delayed straight to cancelled. Eerie. We were advised to go to a certain gate to discuss options with an agent, and to hopefully…

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    From Instant Pot Fear to Kitchen Triumph: My Journey to Loving Pressure Cooking

    Hello, fellow food enthusiasts! 🌟 (Look at me calling you names. Ha!) I’ve got a steamy confession to make – I was once terrified of my Instant Pot. Yes, that’s right. The kitchen gadget that’s been hailed as a game-changer had me quaking in my boots. I had this invision of it exploding, ripping the roof off, flying through the air, and landing in the next county over. Do you remember the old pressure cookers? That, alone, should explain my illogical fear. The Dawn of a New Kitchen Era It all began with a mix of trepidation and curiosity. The Instant Pot, with its myriad of buttons and functions, seemed…

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    Understanding Squirting: A Deep Dive into Female Ejaculation

    I often write posts that are SFW and unrelated to amateur porn. In my hopes of creating posts that generate not only interest, but also interaction, I have decided to discuss squirting. What is Squirting?Squirting, also known as female ejaculation, is a sexual phenomenon where a woman releases a significant amount of fluid during orgasm. This isn’t just a few drops of moisture; it’s a gush that can range from a teaspoon to a full cup of liquid, often accompanied by intense pleasure. It’s a topic that’s been shrouded in mystery and misunderstanding, but it’s a natural and exhilarating part of many women’s sexual experiences. The Science Behind the SensationThe…

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    July is Full of Celebrations!

    Another anniversary that is worth noting. Today is one of the best days of the month, as we celebrate yet another friend. Hmfast, I hope that today is everything you hope it to be and more. My wish for you is that you have an extra day (or 3) off, uninterrupted and unbothered. Although we don’t talk often, I still appreciate your support and your loyalty. Thank you!

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    Let’s Get Personal: What’s Your Favorite Day of the Week?

    Hey, friends! As we dive into another week, I am curious – what’s your favorite day of the week, and why? Is it Monday, when the weekend’s still fresh in your mind? Or perhaps Friday, when the weekend’s just around the corner? For me, it’s definitely Wednesday. You know why? It’s the middle of the week, when I’m feeling like I’ve got this, and the weekend’s not too far away. It’s like the perfect balance of productivity and anticipation. But I want to hear from you. What’s your favorite day, and what makes it so special to you? Is it a particular memory or ritual that makes it stand out?…

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    A Journey to the Midwest.

    Hi! I’m excited to share with you that I’ll be embarking on a journey to the Midwest soon! As much as I love connecting with all of you through my cam sessions, I’ve realized that I need to take a break and recharge. I am tagging along with MtnMan, on another business trip… for him, not me. Ha! Don’t worry, though – I’ll still be available on my website and Twitter, so you can stay up-to-date on my adventures and get a glimpse into my life outside of the cam world. I’m going to miss our daily interactions terribly; you all bring so much joy and energy to my life.…

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    Another Amazing Trip Around the Sun

    Rodney, I’m always delighted to celebrate your day with you. I know it’s been a struggle the last couple years, but you have always maintained such a great perspective on life. I appreciate that. A characteristic worth emulating. I hope that no matter how you choose to celebrate, that it is a beautiful day surrounded in laughter and cake! Happy birthday, Rodney! Thank you for being such a loyal member and friend.