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Grumpy as Fuck
There is no reason for me to be grumpy today, but I am. And, it seems that I am short on patience, as well.
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World Elephant Day
World Elephant Day has been in operation since 2012 and with each passing year, it becomes more widely known and acknowledged. It is amazing how many sanctuaries and organizations have been working to save the pachyderm species for decades and with the help of social media people are starting to appreciate these gentle beasts. Ele-Facts: If a baby elephant complains, the entire family will rumble and go over and touch and caress it. Elephants express grief and compassion. Elephants play a crucial ecological role in their habitats, such as digging pools of water that other animals depend on. Elephants can live to be over 70 years old. Elephants have a…
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Dick the Size of a Forearm
Because mercury is close to going in reverse, I am fortunate to have this gentleman with a slong so big, I need to remove my organs to enjoy… Chevyboy: Hi gorgeous Have you ever seen a cock as long as your forearm and big around as your wrist Would you like to? If you can get past the incomplete sentences and lack of punctuation, you might be in shock and awe of such a prime specimen. First, let me give you a picture demonstration: Now, this is obviously not to scale, but can you imagine? It is not a pleasant image and it continues to baffle me as to…
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A Cam Conversation
This gave me a chuckle . . . Him: Hi Me: Hi, how are you? Him: Hi Me: Hi Him: Where u from? Me: Central Texas Him: So Dallas? Me: That is north Texas. Him: You must be in Houston then. Me: Where are you? Him: I am in north Houston. Me: What? No you are not. Him: Why don’t u believe me? Me: Because you think Houston is in central Texas and Dallas is further south than it actually is. But hey, that is just me. Him: I am in the Woodlands. Me: Oh, okay. It makes sense then that you failed geography class. Me: And, yes I am…
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Blah Blah
I have been sitting here, staring at the screen, eating starbursts (don’t judge me), playing Toy Blast and surfing the net… I cannot believe I cannot think of anything to blog, but alas, I cannot. There is nothing new to share with you, that you do not already know and I have no rants to speak of, so we are good there . . . Huh! that kind of rhymed. It is still hot and the promise of cooler days is at least another month away, this is August after all. I will be back into a routine of sorts, although, I have been in one for awhile now. There…
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My Tomorrow
For me life has changed and, although, uncertain, it is a beautiful and bright future. It has been a healthy and positive transition for me, and I owe a lot of that to Dawn and Rob, along with my Texas friends (JoAnn and Bo). They have given me a sound foundation when I needed a step back. With that said, my online community has kept me grounded and given me hope. Thank you for all of the support, encouragement and the inspirational words that have crossed my screen in the last several months. Many of you have asked what my plans are, and where I will end up, and to…
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Another August, Another Birthday
We are saying g’bye to July and hello to August and happy birthday to Jer! I hope that you are enjoying your summer and that you have one of the best birthday’s to date! I cannot wait to catch up with you soon and hear all about your new home and what changes life has brought since we last spoke. Please know that you are missed!
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Once You Hit 40…
I finally went to the Optometrist because it has been 4-5 years and I really need new glasses. After going through all of the tricks and blurred eye testing this was the conversation: Him: yeah, you are 40, huh? Me: yes sir. Him: well, you need bifocals… Me: yes, I figured as much. Him: don’t feel bad, everyone needs them at some point after 40. Me: okay, I don’t feel bad. Him: seriously, it happens after 40. Me: seriously, I am okay with it. Now, this is just me, but I think he needs to work on his “bed side manner” lol. At any rate, I have trifocals now and…
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Schedule Change
G’afternoon! I hope all is well with you and that you are having a great week! Next week I have a busy beginning, which will impact the Monday and Tuesday night member show’s. Monday will still happen, but four hours earlier and Tuesday is rescheduled to Thursday. Monday VNA —-> 7p EST Tuesday rescheduled —-> Thursday 11pEST I am sorry for the change, but I hope that you will still be able to join me for the member show’s. If not, I understand but will still hold it against you and cannot promise that the rest of the group won’t talk about you. lol.
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Palm Trees in the Desert
I am currently staying in PHX, which is desert to anyone who is not aware of that, and there are palm trees in most yards and on every corner. I do not understand why anyone would think that a palm tree should be planted in the desert, which is drought-stricken 360 days a year. Do you know what that means? The trees are heavily watered in order to keep them thriving, despite water restrictions. Which moves me further into my gripe. Some yards have a 5′ x 5′ patch of grass, along with xeroscaping. That makes absolutely no fucking sense! Grass is not native to the desert and now it…