Let’s face it, folks: the universe is one massive, swirling disco ball, and we’re all just celestial party animals trying to find our rhythm in its cosmic glow. Now, I know what you’re thinking – “Astrology? That’s just a bunch of starry mumbo jumbo for the gullible!” But before you write it off as nothing more than the zodiac zoo, let’s take a moment to ponder. If the tides can’t help but flirt with the moon, swaying to its gravitational groove, how can we, as beings made mostly of water, not also be tempted to dip our toes in the cosmic surf? I mean, if the moon can pull at…