I have become Betty Fucking Crocker, guys! It turns out that I truly enjoy baking and it doesn’t matter what it is. I bake pies (with non-homemade pie crust), breads and cookies. It’s so much fun, despite the huge mess that is sure to take place in the kitchen. Abby used to sit in horror, judging me as the flour bombs went off, but now she huffs and goes to the living room for a nap. It truly is a disaster. No, let me rephrase that, I am the disaster in the kitchen. One hurdle that I’ve been hit with is that higher altitude baking is a tricky bitch. My…