We’ve had storms for the last week and it looks to be hovering over Texas for the next several days yet. It’s good for our water tables and aquifers and I don’t have to mop. All positive points. Today is Wednesday so I’m working through my to-do-list when my phone starts ringing off the damn hook! Devil called to tell me so-and-so called to ask if we were okay. That’s sweet. Then other folks called to check on me. That was very thoughtful. Apparently a tornado had been spotted and our area was getting the worst of it. Well I’ll be damned! I turned on the local news and sure…

Rain makes me happy! I love to look out the window and see the ground saturated and muddy. Weird? Maybe, but I look forward to the lush gardens and bright colors that are to come because of nasty days like today. I also love to see the paths made through our yard because of a heavy rainfall. Nature is a fascinating beast and it’s good to see rainfall blanket most of Texas, once again. We are far from being out of the drought, but we had a wet winter and had some rain through the spring, and now into May. They predict a hot and dry summer for us, but…

There are days where I find myself getting easily annoyed and today is one of those and I am a full on hater of all things. lol. If you are someone who wakes up each day complaining, maybe you should try to find something good in your day, instead of always fucking complaining. Poor, poor pitiful me does not have a place in this world. I am sorry that no one has informed you of that before now. If you are one of those who only complains, maybe you should try finding something positive out of your tomorrow. Those of you who require 150% applause for just being, you should…

It seems today’s based on stupid. There’s no particular theme, but if there’s a stupid question to be asked, it’s been asked. This one gave me a chuckle, there was no “hi, how are you?”, just – “do you know why so-and-so hasn’t been online for a couple years? She was my favorite. No offense.” … LOL! “No offense taken. My guess is if she wanted you to know, she’d have sent you a memo. No offense.” “That’s a good point. Are you still in touch with her? Could you give her a message for me?” “Oh yeah, I’m here to serve as your messenger.” “Tell her that I look…

Do you know how I know karma does exist? Devil was doing something with the electronics that’s connected to the TV, and he had the big speaker box pulled out into the walk way, which was not hiding. In other words it was sitting in plain sight. That’s not what I was being a smart ass over, though. It was totally unrelated and I finished talking and 2 seconds later I hit the corner of the speaker box as hard as I possibly could. It separated my pinky toe from the rest of them. lol. It was not a pretty sight. I kept walking as I cussed at karma and…

Our neighbor called me earlier and when I answered he said, “I have a Texas neighborly question to ask of you.” Okay? “These vine like flower thingies, are they weeds or flowers?” I have to be honest, I have no fucking idea what he was talking about, so I asked, “do they look more like a weed or a flower?” To that, he responded, “they’re green and I’m mowing the yard and I’m half drunk so I thought I should call you so I make a good decision. I don’t want Eunhee (his wife) to be mad.” I responded with, If they’re not in her flower pot area, I’d mow…