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    Know Your Area

    Last night someone asked me what part of Texas I reside in. I responded with my standard, “central Texas” response, and moved on. A few minutes later he said. “Oh, you’re an Aggie”, which is code for A&M University in College Station. If you don’t know where that’s at, no worries, I’m about to get to that. I thought about it, trying to figure out what about me says I’m an Aggie, and I came up with nothing. To be honest, I don’t have an affiliation with any of the schools. I don’t follow football, I don’t bleed their colors, nor do I know anything about them, other than where…

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    Today Is a Happy Day!

    Last night the clouds finally opened up and dumped buckets of rain on central Texas. It stormed for an hour, or so, and was a heavy down pour. Along with the rain came the cooler weather. It’s 62 degrees today and it’s drizzling! I feel that today is a success, no matter what! Oh, and our water tank is getting rain water, which means we won’t have to to have it delivered next week. WOOT!

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    My Favorite Song, Do You Know What It Is?

    If you’ve spent any time with me on cam, then you’ve heard me say, “this is my favorite song ever!”. It’s not the famous roo song- Home Among the Gum Trees. It has much deeper lyrics than that. It is true that I love the roo song, because it’s happy and I just love everything about that song, but there’s a song that warms my heart each time I hear it. Do you know what it is? Think about it. If it comes on the radio when I’m in the public room chatting, I say, “This is my favorite song ever!”. If I’m in a gold show, sucking dick and…

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    Twenty Below

    We’re still hitting triple digits here, but there’s rain on the way and it’s going to be around 80 degrees. In fact, the high for Saturday is only 78 with 60% chance of rain. I’m so excited! I hope this means the heat is going to break and we’re going to have a nice fall, with a lot of rainy days. You know, I was told El Nino is going to make our winter a wet one. I really hope he has reliable Intel because I’m counting on him being right!

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    Up and Adam!

    Mom would always come into my room and say “Up and at ’em” if I slept past 730a, and it was infuriating at times. Well, mainly because I thought she was calling me Adam and that’s clearly not my name, but also because I didn’t think I was going to miss much at 730 in the freaking morning. With that said, I’m now programmed to feel like a bum if I’m not up and at ’em, no matter the day of the week. I’ve been having bouts of insomnia again, which means I”m awake until dawn and I sleep until noon. That will put me in a fowl mood when…

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    Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny.

    A teacher asks her class to use the word “contagious” in a sentence. Roland the teacher’s pet, gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles And my mum said it was contagious.” “Well done, Roland,” says the teacher. “Can anyone else try?” Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, “My grandma says there’s a bug going around, and it’s contagious.” “Well done, Katie,” says the teacher. “Anyone else?” Little Johnny jumps up and says , “Our next-door neighbor is painting her house with a two-inch brush, and my dad says It will take the contagious.”

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    Sunday School Lessons

    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ‘JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the…

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    Respect Yourself

    Last week a hacker was able to get into computers and access personal pictures of celebrities. Every news channel and internet news feed reported on the story. There are many opinions on the matter, and probably  more speculation than fact, but everyone agrees that those pictures were never meant to go public. They were private. Personal. One news anchor, who I’ve always respected, disappointed me in her reaction. Although, she agrees that the celebrities were victimized, she said, “respect yourself and your body.” She went on to say that if she had respected herself enough, the pictures wouldn’t have been taken and now they wouldn’t be public. In conclusion, the…

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    #Team BJ

    If you guys follow @sarajanexxx & @SIRIpornstar you have most likely heard about #TeamBJ then. They promised their Twitter followers that they’d give them a blow job if Germany won the World Cup. They’re making good on their promise today at 5p EST on VNALive.com. If you’re a member of my website, you have access to this special LIVE event. If you’re not a member, join now for instant access! Here’s how you find them. You click on the MEMBERS button, my thumbnail and then, finally, the VNA LIVE Banner.