There’s a Chinese Restaurant in south Austin that we’ve been frequenting since 1996, and it is our place. I call it “our place” because it’s the one place that has stayed consistent over the years. Devil had been going there for lunch about a year before I joined him. He worked right next door and he quickly became known by the owners, who are from Hong Kong. He was always in the kitchen, she in the front of the house, and their boys running around trying to behave. They grew up in the restaurant, right before our eyes. I remember  my first time there. Their oldest was running around with…

A lady approaches a priest and says to him, “Father I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing”. ‘What do they say?” the priest inquired” ‘They only know how to say . Hi, we’re prostitutes, D’ya wanna have some fun?” A Austin: “That’s terrible!” exclaimed the priest, “but I have a solution to your problem, bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots who I have taught to pray and read the bible” “My parrots will teach yours to stop saying that terrible phrase and will learn to praise…

A 75 year old man was looking out of his kitchen window one day when he decided the hedge was boring, and needed some personality. He then set to work on transforming it from your standard box hedge, into an amazing sculpture! He has spent 13 years turning the 150′ long hedge into a 10′ tall dragon, with teeth and wings. His inspiration, he believes, was from his time he spent in the Army. He spends three days every few weeks trimming the dragon to perfection, and adding to it as his wife, Pippa, sees fit. Thanks to WLTNBN for sharing such an amazing article with me, knowing I’d find…

My schedule has been anything but normal as of late, so I thought it would be best if I post it here.. Wednesday: I’ll be online tonight after 10p EST Thursday: Around 3p EST until late. Friday: Around 3p EST until late. Sat-Mon: I’ll be offline   I’m not sure if anyone has had a chance to read this, but disregard the whole damn post. A flake cancelled on Devil tonight, and it’s a friends birthday, so I’m going…. which means I’ll probably be online this weekend. Let me just say, those who are never dependable really piss me the fuck off, and in turn, make me look just as…

Finally, the video that has been a few weeks in the making has been released! For those of you that sent in questions, thank you! You guys made it possible for me to answer questions, unhindered, and very honestly. I had so much fun, I’d love to do another one, if there’s enough feedback and requests for more. I was drunk, so I did get sidetracked at times, but all questions, except for one, was answered without hesitation. If you’re wondering, it was “where were you born”.. the answer would have been near where I live now…. although, had Devil not been there, I may very well have blurted it…

Our neighbor a few properties over is a runner, no matter the weather. If it’s raining, she’s runs. If it’s freezing balls cold, she runs. If it’s blazing balls hot, she is out running. It’s inspirational, as far as dedication, but seriously, who does that? It’s always at the hottest time of the day, too. That’s what’s so crazy! Devil was at the end of our drive one day when she was running by and she stopped for a visit. We’ve met her before when her dog breached Tyson’s perimeter. lol. She said she loves the heat. The hotter the better for her, and that’s why she always runs around…