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The Results Are In!
The results are in after researchers study more than 15,000 penises to size them “up”. That’s right, more than a few penises have been measured and now numbers cannot lie. The average penis is 5″ in length, not 8 inches. Shocking to me, too! (That’s sarcasm, by the way). Incidentally, a large shoe size has no correlation to the penis. In other words, in case it’s not obvious, a size 13 shoe does not equal a 13 inch dick. The study was done by UK researchers and the measurements were taken by health professionals in various countries. They used a standard measuring procedure, so they’re consistently accurate. Now pay attention,…
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Spring Fling. What?
The entire network of Dreamnet is having a HUGE sale. I don’t know how long it will last, so no pussy-footing around on this opportunity. Okay? For $9.95 you gain access to my site, along with over 60 other sites. This includes cam shows, picture sets, videos and everything else that can only be found on the Dreamnet pages. I could go on and give you a windy sales pitch, but the sale price should sell you, without more words to convince you. Join me today!
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What to Blog…
I’m waiting on Devil to wake up so we can run into Austin, which we’ve been putting off for a week now. So, today is the day. I’m growing increasingly impatient because the longer I sit, doing nothing, the longer my day is going to feel at the end of it. I thought I would take the extra time to blog, but I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes, looking at a blank screen. I literally have nothing to talk about. Well, nothing that is worth sharing here, that is. Garfield is currently stalking a bird, while a doe eats blades of grass only a foot away. Tyson barked just…
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The White Elephant
A rare white elephant has been found and she’s cute! She has head full of white fuzz and I would love to give her a hug! I hope she hasn’t had to experience life on her own. That would be sad and lonely! She’s the ninth white elephant to be found in Burma, and they regard her as royalty of good luck, which makes me happy to hear! That means she won’t be chained and forced into slavery. That would be, by far, worse than living a lonely life in the wild. The chain on her leg concerns me, though. It’s sometimes a shame that elephants are such gentle souls, or else…
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Good Grief!
I just realized it’s been a week since I last posted on the blog. My apologies. I’m in a rut and I blame the weather. I’ve always had a daily routine, which keeps my house clean and order in my life, but for the last week I do good to get out of bed, in the shower and on cam at a decent hour. We’re due for another time change next weekend but have snow/ice in the forecast on Friday. Doesn’t spring start once we “spring” forward? At any rate, I think it will be a bit delayed. This week I have another change in our normal schedule. The Tuesday…
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Happy Birthday, Dave!
This might seem random to Dave, but for the rest of us, it is not! We all know you through Bubba, which makes you a part of the group, regardless of what you want. lol. I hope that you have a wonderfully happy day! *hugs* Happy Birthday, Dave, from Bubba’s online family!
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Good News. Bad News.
Well, the three day suspension that Streamate enforced lasted only four hours. WOOT! Devil made a call. WOOT! I probably shouldn’t be so public about my celebration, but since I was so vocal with my disdain for SM, I should also be loud in my win, too! So, that’s good news. I’ll be on SM, as planned, except for tomorrow night. That’s the bad news. I just got word we’re having dinner with some of Devil’s family tomorrow night. My first thought was to get out of it, but apparently, it’s for his upcoming birthday… damn birthday! lol. Because tomorrow nights show was a rescheduled Tuesday night show, I will…
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Streamate Suspension
I’ve been notified that I’m suspended on Streamate for three days, due to selling panties for $150 through the cam site. Granted, that was last week, and they gladly took their cut, they have deemed it a fair treatment with a warning that next time it will be permanent. I could go on a fucking rant, but I won’t. The scheduled members show for tomorrow night was on SM, so that will have to be rescheduled on a day that I’m not suspended. lol.
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VNA TONIGHT!
Here’s another reminder that the VNA show is tonight at 11p EST – click the VNA banners to gain access to the 1 hour show.
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Tuesday Members Show Postponed
This is just a reminder that there will be no members show tonight, but it will be on Friday. I hope you read this if you’ve been clicking on the Streamate button and all you find is a blank screen. lol. Friday 11p EST on Streamate.