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VNA Makeup Show
Hello! I hope you’re all having a great week, and that you enjoyed an extended weekend. I saw most of you last night during “Date Night”, but wanted to post a note here for those who didn’t make it. First, let me apologize for canceling the Sunday VNA show this week. It seems that most holiday’s happen on the last weekend of the month, and I never realized it until I started doing shows on those days. Bad planning on my part. The last VNA show of each day is at 11p EST, which is a terrible time for those who are only able to make the Sunday shows, so…
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NO VNA Show this Week
This is just a reminder that there will be no VNA show this week, due to the holiday. I’ll do a make up show sometime this week, but it will be on Streamate instead, because I can do it at a time that’s best for me, and hopefully most of you guys. It’ll be after 12a EST (midnight), and most likely will be Thursday night. I’ve had a three day break from everything, and it’s been a much needed rest, but I have missed you guys. I look forward to catching up with you all soon.
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The Prostitute Parrots.
A lady approaches a priest and says to him, “Father I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing”. ‘What do they say?” the priest inquired” ‘They only know how to say . Hi, we’re prostitutes, D’ya wanna have some fun?” A Austin: “That’s terrible!” exclaimed the priest, “but I have a solution to your problem, bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots who I have taught to pray and read the bible” “My parrots will teach yours to stop saying that terrible phrase and will learn to praise…
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Something Amazing!
A 75 year old man was looking out of his kitchen window one day when he decided the hedge was boring, and needed some personality. He then set to work on transforming it from your standard box hedge, into an amazing sculpture! He has spent 13 years turning the 150′ long hedge into a 10′ tall dragon, with teeth and wings. His inspiration, he believes, was from his time he spent in the Army. He spends three days every few weeks trimming the dragon to perfection, and adding to it as his wife, Pippa, sees fit. Thanks to WLTNBN for sharing such an amazing article with me, knowing I’d find…
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My “Canuck”
Several weeks ago I was calling Outlaw “my Canuck”, when someone informed me that it’s a derogatory term to all Canadians. What? Not when I use it to place ownership on my Canuck! lol. Okay, but seriously, I’m not sure who told that guy that using Canuck was frowned upon if used by anyone who is not, in fact, a Canuck, but he’s wrong and Outlaw, who happens to be a full fledged Canadian, was there to witness the blasphemy! Outlaw’s response, which is in my favor, or else I wouldn’t post it, (let’s just be honest), is below: “Canadians use “Canuck” as an affectionate or merely descriptive term for…
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Reminder: Sunday VNA Show
*************************************** This show is cancelled, due to bad planning on my part. I will reschedule for a later date. *************************************** This is just a reminder that we’re coming up on the last Sunday of the month, which means I’ll be on VNALive.com at 4p EST this Sunday. I’d love for you to join me for Sunday Funday. Let’s catch up and enjoy the rest of the weekend together.
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My Cam Schedule for the Next Few Days
My schedule has been anything but normal as of late, so I thought it would be best if I post it here.. Wednesday: I’ll be online tonight after 10p EST Thursday: Around 3p EST until late. Friday: Around 3p EST until late. Sat-Mon: I’ll be offline I’m not sure if anyone has had a chance to read this, but disregard the whole damn post. A flake cancelled on Devil tonight, and it’s a friends birthday, so I’m going…. which means I’ll probably be online this weekend. Let me just say, those who are never dependable really piss me the fuck off, and in turn, make me look just as…
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A Drinking Q&A Video
Finally, the video that has been a few weeks in the making has been released! For those of you that sent in questions, thank you! You guys made it possible for me to answer questions, unhindered, and very honestly. I had so much fun, I’d love to do another one, if there’s enough feedback and requests for more. I was drunk, so I did get sidetracked at times, but all questions, except for one, was answered without hesitation. If you’re wondering, it was “where were you born”.. the answer would have been near where I live now…. although, had Devil not been there, I may very well have blurted it…
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The Runner
Our neighbor a few properties over is a runner, no matter the weather. If it’s raining, she’s runs. If it’s freezing balls cold, she runs. If it’s blazing balls hot, she is out running. It’s inspirational, as far as dedication, but seriously, who does that? It’s always at the hottest time of the day, too. That’s what’s so crazy! Devil was at the end of our drive one day when she was running by and she stopped for a visit. We’ve met her before when her dog breached Tyson’s perimeter. lol. She said she loves the heat. The hotter the better for her, and that’s why she always runs around…
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A Sea Lion Takes Back What Was His to Begin With
I don’t normally post videos, and here I am with two in one day, but this one is too funny not to share. I’ve watched it several times and laugh each time!