How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Why did curiosity eat the cat?

If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver’s license?

Do you believe in ghosts?

People are funny beings. When I call someone out for asking stupid questions about my boobs, they automatically assume I am self conscience and beg me to never get implants. It is more irritating than it is funny, but I have to laugh when they try to compliment me in a misplaced, backhanded way. First of all, when I tweet – “WTF. Someone just asked me if my boobs are natural. Seriously? I don’t know of anyone buying A-cup boobs.” – the “WTF” portion of my statement was in response to such stupidity. The “seriously?” response was because I’m gobsmacked over a ridiculous statement. Second of all, when someone tells…

Yep, another day, another question; surprise! What is your favorite quote, or saying?

The weather has been gorgeous the last few days, despite the heat at the start of the week. Yesterday was beautiful and breezy. It felt like it was 75, but NOAA recorded a high of 83 degrees. That still makes me happy and hopeful for cooler weather coming soon. It was 55 over night and today is around 80 and I will be spending the entire day outside! I’m going to get a lot done!

This is a two part Q&A and I do expect answers to both! What is your favorite day of the week? Why?

I’m going to set the scene for you, and then I’ll ask you a question. The entire “STORY” is hypothetical, so please keep that in mind. You are stationed on a base, somewhere in the Afghanistan desert. It’s miserably hot, even at night. The temps are still soaring well into the triple digits and it’s windy, causing random dust storms. When the dust is calm, there is no wind and it’s hot, stagnant air that is stifling. You are military, so they own you 24/7, and you never know when your next day off will come. They have restrictions on phone calls and internet surfing. The question is, hypothetical, of…