Happy Independence Day, America!

I hope that those of you who have today off, since it’s a Federal Holiday, will enjoy an extra day to the weekend. For those who are known for the neighborhood fireworks, don’t blow your thumb off. And, of course, to the grill master, don’t start a massive fire.

If you choose to party it up like America has since 1776 then please, for fucks sake, be responsible. Find a designated driver. A stranger who’s a good Samaritan. Hire a cab. Crash in a hotel lobby. I don’t care. But be safe.

Okay, that’s all I’ve got for this post. LOL. Bye.