Oh Johnny. Oh Johnny.

A teacher asks her class to use the word “contagious” in a sentence.

Roland the teacher’s pet, gets up and says, “Last year I got the measles
And my mum said it was contagious.”

“Well done, Roland,” says the teacher. “Can anyone else try?”

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, “My grandma says there’s a
bug going around, and it’s contagious.”

“Well done, Katie,” says the teacher. “Anyone else?”

Little Johnny jumps up and says , “Our next-door neighbor
is painting her house with a two-inch brush, and my dad says
It will take the contagious.”