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Costume Party

           Couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down
           with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He protested,
           but she said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need
           for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he
           went.
           The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it
           was still early enough, decided to go the party.
           Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
           have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
           with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
           on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a
           little touch here and a little kiss there.
           His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left
           his current partner high and dry and devoted  his time to the new babe that had
           just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished…Naturally, (since he
           was her husband.)
           Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off
           they went to one of the cars and   had a  quickie.
           Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the
           costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would
           make for his behavior.
           She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a
           time he   had.
           He said:”Oh, the same old thing.   You know I never have a good time when
          you’re not   there.”
           “Did you dance much?”
           “You know, I never even danced   one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
           Browning and some other guys, so   we went into the den and played poker all
           evening.
           But you’re not going to believe   what happened to the guy I loaned my costume
           to….”

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