Backhanded Compliments Are Still Insults

Compliments that are given with a twist always make me laugh. I wonder how often these guys have had drinks thrown in their faces, or if they have ever talked to a woman in person. lol.

“Even though you have A cup boobs, I’d still fuck you” (you assume that would even be an option… but thanks for the backhanded compliment, I guess.)

“WOW!! You look fucking amazing for 37 years old!!!! Holy shit!!!” (37 has never been old! WTF?)

“You have no boobs, but it’s okay because look at that fat ass!” (um. Huh?)

None of those are compliments because it’s cancelled out by the insult. For those, who may still be confused, if I were to tell you that “you’d be fun to hang out with if it wasn’t for your personality” would you think that was a compliment? NO, you would not.