Do You DP?
A cam show conversation that literally made me laugh out loud!
Him: DP
Me: I don’t do DP
Him: Do DP, baby.
Me: Yeah, I don’t do DP, baby.
Him: Double Penetration
Me: Thank you, I was wondering what you were asking for. I don’t do double penetration.
Him: Grab another toy. You’ll enjoy two at once.
Me: In the same hole or in two separate holes?
Him: Both.
Me; I don’t do either.
Him: Huh?
Me: Yeah.
Him: I don’t understand.
Me: Which part? That I don’t do DP, double penetration or all of the above?
Him: I’m so confused.
Me: Just stroke your cock. It will be okay.
He rated me a 1 star and I have to admit, it’s the best fucking 1 star I’ve ever earned! LOL!