I’m a Terrible Instructor

I’m terrible at giving jerk-off-instructions (JOI) and that will never change! It’s just not something I am good at and I always wonder if I need to take some kind of course on this fetish. I’m positive there’s a class going on right now on how to give instructions to men who like to be told what to do. I switch it up from time to time, but this is always the jest of my JOI:

Stroke it slow from the base all the way up and over the tip. That’s it, get it nice and hard for me….. oh yeah…. good job…. oh, start stroking faster. Okay you can cum now.

Obviously, I need to learn how to tell you how to stroke your own dick.