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Here is your daily weather report, for those of you that I have a location on. Now, that is not in any way admitting to any form of stalker-like-tendencies; I am just a concerned admirer…

Outlaw – “I’m glad it’s raining. And by glad, I mean, “fucking annoyed” (71 degrees)

MtnMan – “This is the perfect day for a renaissance fair, becasue OMG nerd boobs!!!” (75 degrees)

Amber and Mollie – “Never let them see you sweat, my ass” (90 degrees and 75% humidity)

Zany – ” You might cool off if you pee on yourself. Don’t worry. No one will laugh. Much” (92 degrees and 72% humidity)

WLTNB – “The clouds are being goddamn creepers tonight.” (65 degrees)

DW – “It’s nice out. Nice is a word you use to describe boring people” (82 degrees)

 

Outlaw, I was going to come visit you today because I love the rain; I do not see gloom in grey skies and stormy weather. However, I changed my mind when MtnMan has nerd boobs in his area, so I think I am going to have to go visit him. Although, DW lives in, wait for it, perfect Ohio, and it is nice out and despite him being boring, I need a kitchen sink brownie. It saddens me to tell Zany, Mollie and Amber that I will not be visiting them because their humidity is stifling and I do not feel up to sweating balls today. As for WLTNB, I don’t do creepy, so in the words of Dawn, sorry, not sorry. 

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