Your Weather Report
Here is your daily weather report, for those of you that I have a location on. Now, that is not in any way admitting to any form of stalker-like-tendencies; I am just a concerned admirer…
Outlaw – “I’m glad it’s raining. And by glad, I mean, “fucking annoyed” (71 degrees)
MtnMan – “This is the perfect day for a renaissance fair, becasue OMG nerd boobs!!!” (75 degrees)
Amber and Mollie – “Never let them see you sweat, my ass” (90 degrees and 75% humidity)
Zany – ” You might cool off if you pee on yourself. Don’t worry. No one will laugh. Much” (92 degrees and 72% humidity)
WLTNB – “The clouds are being goddamn creepers tonight.” (65 degrees)
DW – “It’s nice out. Nice is a word you use to describe boring people” (82 degrees)
Outlaw, I was going to come visit you today because I love the rain; I do not see gloom in grey skies and stormy weather. However, I changed my mind when MtnMan has nerd boobs in his area, so I think I am going to have to go visit him. Although, DW lives in, wait for it, perfect Ohio, and it is nice out and despite him being boring, I need a kitchen sink brownie. It saddens me to tell Zany, Mollie and Amber that I will not be visiting them because their humidity is stifling and I do not feel up to sweating balls today. As for WLTNB, I don’t do creepy, so in the words of Dawn, sorry, not sorry.
11 Comments
DawnMariesDream
Ummmm and our weather??? *feeling all left out*
Mollie
Well Dawn Angel left me and Zany out of her trip. so you can come here and we can share our “HOT, AND STEAM ” weather with you
lonestarangel
LOL I included you both in my weather report, but left out PHX and Austin…. but, if you are curious, Austin was hot as balls miserable with a side of nasty humidity.
Mollie
that just make it worse, After all I was closes to you. we could have been HOT & SWEETY together . I would have meet you have way. but you choice those face those HOT BALLS by your self. and I even have some chex mix
dwwindsor
First holding out on the chex mix, now holding out on the weather report. You might want to inventory the family silverware
DawnMariesDream
No kidding!!!
lonestarangel
LOL! “No one gives two fucks about how hot you think you are.”
Pfft! silverware? How about Tucker!?
Mollie
But I thought you liked “HOT, STEAMY ACTION”
lonestarangel
Yes, but sweaty sex is by far better than sweaty weather.
dwwindsor
“…despite him being boring,” You really do crack me up.
lonestarangel
LOL well, the weather was boring, according to the awesome weather app everyone is now using.
First ToyBlast, now WTForecast. What should I force on you guys next?