Dick the Size of a Forearm
Because mercury is close to going in reverse, I am fortunate to have this gentleman with a slong so big, I need to remove my organs to enjoy…
Chevyboy: Hi gorgeous
Have you ever seen a cock as long as your forearm and big around as your wrist
Would you like to?
If you can get past the incomplete sentences and lack of punctuation, you might be in shock and awe of such a prime specimen.
First, let me give you a picture demonstration:
Now, this is obviously not to scale, but can you imagine? It is not a pleasant image and it continues to baffle me as to why some think that something so big would be possible. Let’s talk anatomy for a bit and pretend that it is possible for a human man to be cursed with a forearm in place of his dick. The amount of blood it would take to maintain a hard shaft would most definitely cause him to die. The blood would be rerouted from his brain (assuming he has one), down to his dick, leaving his heart and arteries completely empty of blood. I don’t know if some school districts are no longer teaching Health class, but we all need blood to survive. It is our life line. Now that we have covered that little detail, let’s now discuss the lack of room a woman has because of organs. It does not matter how long her torso is, she does not have a cavernous hole to receive such a large object. I am sorry, it is just not possible, even if some organs have been removed, there is not enough room for a forearm to slip into… nor would it be a “feel good” experience. In conclusion, I think common sense is what is missing here…
5 Comments
dwwindsor
If you keep these type of blog posts up I shall have to start calling you, “Our Tall 5’3″ Professor”. By the way, why so cruel to crush fantasy with fact? Oh, that’s right. Our Tall 5’3″ Professor is providing a free educational service to those she hopes will not go through life continuously embarrassing themselves.
lonestarangel
It seems that these blog posts have become an absolute necessity with this recent flow of guys who have no sense of reality.
Mollie
ALL HAIL to Dick Forearm. king of the wild west
Mollie
He just beat out Peter Meter. by an inch (or 21/2 centimeter)
lonestarangel
LOL Mollie