Cheap Bitch

Him: Let’s see those tits

Me: *eye roll* …. *eye roll* 

Him: How about you show us those tits

Me: *eye roll* how about you show $5 gold

Him: Cheap Bitch

Me: Wait, I am the cheap bitch when you are the one that wants something for free because you are too cheap to pay for my service. You are the cheap bitch. 

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2 minutes later with another  . . .

Him: Stand up

Me: *eye roll* $5 gold

Him: Please stand up

Me: *eye roll* Is today self entitlement day on cam and I did not receive the memo?

Him: stand up. stand up. stand up.

Me: Good lord. $5 gold

Him: *gives $2 gold*

Me: LOL. Math challenged, are you? Now $3 gold.

Him: *gives $3 gold* 

Me: Wow, that was difficult. *eye roll* And then I stood up with as much attitude as I could muster. It did not take a lot of effort with that. lol.