A Titillating Conversation

Me: How’s it going?

Him: I am having a terrible day.

Me: Aww, I am sorry.

Him: It has been a bad day.

Me: Sorry that you have had a bad day. So, what is going on this afternoon?

Him: Today has been terrible.

Me: Okay, would you like to talk about it?

Him: Yeah, it has been a terrible day.

Me: Yeah, you have fucking said that already. Four fucking times, to be exact. 

Me: Today is fucking terrible. I get it.

Him: What’s bothering you bb?

Me: Are you in my cam room just to fuck with me? Is this a joke, or what? *eye roll* 

Him: … no, but I think something is bothering you.