The Results Are In!

The results are in after researchers study more than 15,000 penises to size them “up”. That’s right, more than a few penises have been measured and now numbers cannot lie. The average penis is 5″ in length, not 8 inches. Shocking to me, too! (That’s sarcasm, by the way). Incidentally, a large shoe size has no correlation to the penis. In other words, in case it’s not obvious, a size 13 shoe does not equal a 13 inch dick.

The study was done by UK researchers and the measurements were taken by health professionals in various countries. They used a standard measuring procedure, so they’re consistently accurate.

Now pay attention, those of you who like to tell stories. Only 5 out of 100 men are longer than 6 inches.

Interesting, huh? Surprising, no. Thankfully not every man walks around with a porn penis in his trousers.