Do You DP?

A cam show conversation that literally made me laugh out loud!

Him: DP

Me: I don’t do DP

Him: Do DP, baby.

Me: Yeah, I don’t do DP, baby.

Him: Double Penetration

Me: Thank you, I was wondering what you were asking for. I don’t do double penetration.

Him: Grab another toy. You’ll enjoy two at once.

Me: In the same hole or in two separate holes?

Him: Both.

Me; I don’t do either.

Him: Huh?

Me: Yeah.

Him: I don’t understand.

Me: Which part? That I don’t do DP, double penetration or all of the above?

Him: I’m so confused.

Me: Just stroke your cock. It will be okay.

He rated me a 1 star and I have to admit, it’s the best fucking 1 star I’ve ever earned! LOL!