Rate a Dick. Whaaaat?

There is always a new “wow” factor in this industry, I mean, some people have to do bizarre acts just to stay relevant. I get that. I have never had that need, but then again I am also not in mainstream porn. Again, I get that. I used to not twerk in private because it is just ridiculous, and I blame Miley Cyrus. I have finally given in to the constant requests because, let’s be real, twerking on cam is just shaking the ass. A real twerk is more like fucking a wrecking ball. lol. Anyway, the latest newcomer to the cam industry is “Do You Do Dick Rating?”. 

So, yesterday I said yes, instead of my standard “no, but there are ladies on this site that do and I wish you the best of luck in your search”. 

As we go private I am frantically trying to decide what is a 2 star vs. an 8 because what kind of rating am I going to give, and does he want a bad review because he is into that, or is he weak minded and does he need to be built up as though he has an 8, but in reality he’s working with a 3 star? And, if he has a freckle on the shaft, is that a positive or a negative? 

As I figure this new thing out, who would like for me to use my rating curve while I try new reactions and get my “OMG” face together for the different stars?