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    Butterfinger, What?

    A few weeks ago I had half of a butterfinger; the next day MtnMan had the other half. We both decided that something has changed because it’s not the same good butterfinger flavor it once was. According to Gregg with 2 g’s, they changed the recipe, which explains why it is no longer a good candybar. My first assumption was that they went “healthier” because it is not as good as it once was. Okay, I admit, the assumption was more in liking to judgement and I was judging the candy maker hard. I mean, it’s a fucking candybar for fucks sake, that in itself, is unhealthy. Seriously, what candybar…

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    A Rant that Has been Brewing

    Holy fuck. This week can suck it! What the fuck is wrong with some people? Seriously, some people do not deserve the pleasure of socializing on the internet. “wow! I’m going broke jerking off to you!” (he took me private once, for 3 minutes, and I see him daily. ) “for a 44 year old you are sexy” (why do some find this to be a compliment. Sexy is sexy, no matter the age, don’t be a dick) “what I want is a bj, but you are not near.” (you’re on a fucking cam site you dickdweeb!) “hey, miss me?” (um, I see you daily and you went private in…

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    The Bonneville Lake

    As we were driving over the salt flats on our way to SLC, I was curious and googled the history of the flats. I have to say, it’s quite interesting what mother nature can do over hundreds of years and centuries of time. I remember a blurp in school about the salt flats, but it was just that, a day or maybe even half an hour of discussing the great phenomenon known as the Salt Flats. You probably already know this, but I’m extremely fascinated by it and now I will share it with you, because that’s what I do. The Salt Flats used to be Lake Bonneville that engulfed…

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    Long Overdue

    There was a time when I was exceptionally good at blogging, and giving thanks to those that are thoughtful to send gifts. I am embarrassed to say that I have months worth of thanks to give and I’m just now making this post. Nicster- you have always been generous with gifts, and nothing has changed even after years of knowing each other. Thank you. I hope to wear the red garter lingerie in a video soon. The Turquoise tank top was a hard one to acquire and I’m still not sure what happened to the original one, but the 2nd one took a long detour around the world before arriving…

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    SW Chicken Recipe

    I know, I know, I’m a homemaker now and always talking recipes, but this is too good not to share with you. SW Chicken Recipe: Add paprika, a pinch of pepper and a dash of salt. Rub liberally until the chicken is covered in the rub. Move your grill to the SW side of your house and grill for approximately 35 minutes, or until done. I was not expecting the relocation of the grill and that made me laugh out loud!

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    Video Suggestions Welcome

    I will be filming new content this weekend and again in a couple weeks when we are in Salt Lake City. I have a list of ideas, but as always, I welcome suggestions and requests from you. Obviously, within reason. If you want me to masturbate off the side of a bridge, that is not realistic and that will go straight into the “fuck no” pile. If you want me streaking through town, that will also end up in the same stack. However, if you’d like to be realistic in your suggestions please add them to this post or email me at angel@lonestarangel.com and I will gladly give it some…

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    I Am Human. I Am Not a Baker.

    I realized today that I am no baker, but I sure do love to bake, all the same. I have gotten much better with the mess and the kitchen does manage to stay somewhat clean and organized, so that’s an improvement. Today I baked Donut Muffins. It was easy enough and I wanted something to send with MtnMan to give to the gentleman that made homemade caramel for me a couple weeks ago. I’ve got it all mixed and ready to pour into the muffin tins when I suddenly realized that I used baking soda when it called for baking powder. I know baking is a science, so I knew…

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    Abby vs. the Dog Snatcher

    We welcomed a Roomba into our home in August, much to Abby’s disapproval and chagrin. The first 5 days were spent with the “Dog Snatcher” mapping the entire home. She followed it around, constantly checking on it, nervous and in full fear mode. Once it had learned the floor plan of our home, I was able to create cleaning maps. The Dining Room, Second Bath and Kitchen are labeled “Hair Control”. In order to stay ahead of the hairy mess, I try to run the Roomba several times a week, but in order to not stress the girl out, I do my best to hide it from her. Here is…